Lesbi-honest! Zombies running amuck of course people would get hot and heavy here’s the rundown to the number one of sexual tensions from least to most favorite according to Marcus Cardona.
4. Glenn and Maggie - prime love story in the zombie apocalypse. We find out in this past week’s episode that Glenn’s a shy guy when it comes to doing it while the zombies watch… walkers? MORE LIKE WATCHERS!
3. Daryl and Martinez - this is what happens when you both wanna wear the pants in the relationship.
2. Rick and The Governor - Come on Gov, Ricky’s a newly widowed single father and you’re trying to get him drunk? Flashing Wu-Tang signs and asking to give up their ONLY black women! Ol’ Dirty Guvnah or Gross-Eyed Killah your pick!
1. Hershel and Milton - sexual tension so thin… anorexics be like
Props to Hershel for dropping the best amputee pickup line ever! Milton coming on too strong… easy boy can’t trade out one old man for another!
Literally the only thing that could make this better would be Merle showing up and saying, “NEED A HAND?!”
cannot wait until August 4th:
Gentlemen of The Road Layover - Portland, MAINE on the Eastern Promenade
- Mumford & Sons
- St. Vincent
- The Macabees
- Apache Relay
- Simon Felice
Our local friends The Ghost Of Paul Revere are also performing in Portland.
Words with friends? More like words with enemies…